The 3.7 Million Dollar Virgin

Some idiot with too much money and not enough sense just bid $3.7 million to take a young woman's virginity.

Think about it. If I had $3.7 million to squander, I can think of better ways to spend it. Imagine all of the good you can do with it like feed the homeless in an urban area for at least a year, help control the pet population or even pay for health care for underprivileged kids.

However, someone was thinking with his johnson and plans on dropping $3.7 million to get laid with a virgin. I have to state that fact again because it is too baffling.

Obviously he didn't think it through. If he had, he would have figured out he could have gotten a lot more than one virgin for $3.7 million.

With that kind of scratch, he could have formed a team of people whose sole purpose in life was to find him virgins (all over 18 of course).

All he would need is a bodyguard to protect him from all of the ticked off dads and brothers. A doctor to confirm the virginity and a suave lawyer. Instead of it being called the A-Team, he could call it the V-Team. He could even get the black van with the red stripe on it and have money to spare.

It amazes me how unimaginative people are.